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MAKE YOUR WIFE SCREAM
Ethnic Jokes
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual.
One of them is an Italian, one a Black guy and the other is a Jewish
guy. They are sitting around drinking some beers, and they make a
wager. They bet who can make love to their wife and make her scream
the longest. They agree to return next week, and compare.
Next week, they all arrive at the bar at the usual time with smiles on
their faces. The Italian guy can't control himself, he says, " I
definitely won, I look my wife out to dinner, I bought her roses, I
took her home and made love to her and she screamed for an hour."
The black guy says "Man, I got you beat, I cooked dinner for my wife,
and for desert I poured honey all over her and made love to her and
she screamed for two hours"
The Jewish guy states, " I got you both beat, I made love to my wife
for 3 minutes, I pulled out, I wiped my schmeckle on the curtain and
she is still screaming!"
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