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A lady about 7 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed even more amused. When on the fourth move, the man
burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had
the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the
lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She then sat under a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are Coming"
and I had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign
that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had
to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control
myself. BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat under a
sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
accident" I laughed out loud!"
"Case dismissed!" said the Judge.
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