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JEWISH WIVES
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What's the difference between a jewish wife and jello ?
Jello moves when you eat it !
How does a jewish wife cheat on her husband ?
She has a headache with the milkman .
What's a jewish wife's idea of a perfect house ?
6,000 sq. ft.,No kitchen , no bedroom .
How does a jewish couple perform sex doggy style ?
The man sits up and begs ,the woman rolls over and plays dead .
What does a jewish husband call a waterbed ?
The Dead Sea .
How do you know a jewish wife reaches orgasm ?
She drops her emery board .
What is a jewish wife's favorite position ?
Facing Bloomingdale's .
What is a jewish wife's definition of foreplay ?
3 hours of begging .
Why do jewish husbands die 5 years before thier wives ?
They want to .
What do jewish wives make for supper ?
Reservations .
How do jewish wives prepare their children for supper ?
They put them in the car .
How many jewish wives does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None , jewish wives don't change lightbulbs .
What does a jewish wife do with her asshole every morning ?
She sends him to work .
What 3 words will a jewish wife never hear ?
Attention K-mart shoppers .
What is the difference between a jewish wife and a vulture ?
A vulture waits until you are dead to eat your heart out !
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