At the Bar Jokes
|A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a
seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a
quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
then, because I am wearing panties!"
And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says,
"Damn thing must be an hour fast!"
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."