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TIGER WOODS 
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about
ready to consummate their marriage,
when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this
day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods.
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah,"
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome.
I can see why you went to bed with him." The
husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to
the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call
room service and get some food,"
"Tiger wouldn't do that,"
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband
puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his
wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes
over to the phone.
"What are you doing?" She asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going
to get room service to get some food,"
"Tiger wouldn't do that,"
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes
love to his wife one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat He drags himself
over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par
for this damn hole...."


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