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Misc. Jokes
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
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My tire was thumping...
I thought it was flat...
when I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat... Sorry.
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You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends...
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
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Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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You totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
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