|Little Johnny's mother took her 6-year-old son with her
to the bank. They were in line behind a rather obese
lady. As the mother patiently waited, Little Johnny
looked at the women in front of him and observed
loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's really fat."
The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his
mother and gave an understanding smile. Little' Johnny
received a reprimand.
After a minute or two, Little Johnny spread his hands
as far as they will go and loudly said, "I bet her butt
is 'that' wide."
At this the lady glared at Johnny. His embarrassed
mother severely scolds her son.
Again after a couple of minutes Little Johnny stated
loudly,"Look how the fat hangs over her belt."
The lady turned and told Johnny's mother to control her
child and his mother threatened him with severe bodily
The lady's pager begins to go off.
Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice,
"Run for your life, she's backing up"
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