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HAILSTONES 
Blonde Jokes
A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail
storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving
it full of dents. She drove to the body shop and asked what she
should do.

The body man explained what needed to be done and that it would cost
at least $4000 to repair. She said that was too much and wasn't there
some other way to fix it. The body man decided to have a little fun
and said "Well you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they
might pop back out" She decided to give it a try before spending that
much money.

She drove home and was in the garage with her lips wrapped around the
exhaust pipe when her blonde neighbor came over to visit. "What are
you doing!" she shrieked thinking the worst and thankful that she may
have just prevented her friend from committing suicide.

"I'm blowing into the tailpipe real hard to pop all these dents out of
my car" explained the first blonde.

"Well silly, it's not going to work" replied her neighbor.

"Why not"? asked the first blonde.

"Because you've got to roll up the windows first"


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