|NURSING HOME SMOKERS
The Eldery Jokes
|Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: 'What's that?'
Lady 2: 'A condom.'
Lady 1: 'Where'd you get it?'
Lady 2: 'You can get them at any drugstore.'
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at
her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her 80s), but politely asks
what brand she prefers.
'Doesn't matter,' she replies, 'as long as it fits a Camel.'
The druggist fainted
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Don't Step On Them
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was
playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started
swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in
his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a
brief moment of thought...