| A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from
Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the
mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.
He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single
person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered
him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of
the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to
his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if
he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another
Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the
bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the
Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.
The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and
radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way
at over 120 mph. He then relayed, "...and you're not going to believe
this, but there's guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass."
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The toy train
A mother was working in the kitchen and her son was playing in his
room with a train. When his train was pulling to a stop, she heard him
"All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are