|ONE HORNY GUY
|Jack is one horny guy and is not sure what to do about it. He reaches into
his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. He walks down the street to the
local brothel and knocks on the door. The madame opens the door and asks
Jack what she can do for him.
'I'm really horny, but I only have $5. What can you do for me?' Jack asks
She looks over this fellow and tells him, 'Don't worry. We can take care of
you. No problem.'
She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is a chicken.
Jack thinks about this a second and figures it can't be that bad. He gives
the madam the $5 and she closes the door behind her. Jack undresses and has
the time of his life. When he's done he can't remember when he had ever had
such a pleasurable experience.
One week later, and horny again, Jack has saved up $10. Being a satisfied
customer he goes back to the same madame and asks what she can do for him
'Well, for $10 we have a special show,' the madame replies. She leads him
into a different room where there are several other people sitting on
benches. 'Sit back and enjoy the show, Jack,' she tells him.
Jack gives the money to the madame and takes a seat on one of the benches.
Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open, revealing another room on
the other side of a two-way mirror where two women begin to undress each
other. Jack is very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware anyone is
watching as they begin to make love to each other passionately. Apparently
there is nothing they won't do to each other.
Jack once again feels like he is getting his money's worth. He turns to the
person beside him and says, 'This is a pretty good show for ten bucks, eh?!'
The guy turns to Jack and says, 'That's nothing... last week we saw a guy
screw a chicken!'
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