CrocJokes.com
Best Jokes
What's New?
Joke-Box Code
SEARCH JOKES:
   

CATEGORIES

  Sex
Men vs. Women
Business & Work
Blonde
Religion
Ethnic
Redneck
The Eldery
Medical
Computer
Idiots
Animals
Politic
Rude
College & Science
Little Johnny
Children
At the Bar
Lists
Sports
Lawyer
TV & Movies
Military
Riddles
Yo Mama
One Liners
Misc.


  Links
All Funny Pictures
Funny MySpace Comments
THE TRUTH ABOUT MARRIAGE 
Men vs. Women Jokes
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
- - - - - - - - - -
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man
and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man
has rested.
- - - - - - - - -
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state
troopers and a dog.
- - - - - - - - - -
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
- - - - - - - - -
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
- - - - - - - - -
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive
and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and
said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
- - - - - - - - -
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two Mother-in-laws.
- - - - - - - - -
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a
man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in
every country, son.
- - - - - - - - -
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."
- - - - - - - - -
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
it once.
- - - - - - - - -
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
- - - - - - - - -
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
- - - - - - - - -
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
- - - - - - - - -
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
- - - - - - - - -
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and then it was too late."
- - - - - - - - -
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
- - - - - - - - -
The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced
her."
- - - - - - - - -
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.


NEW! Click the "Comment" button below to post to several friends at once

1.5 with 24 votes
please rate this joke :
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
lousy average awesome!

Random Joke


CrocJokes.com - The joke is out there

To contact email "webmaster" at this domain