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ANN LANDERS 
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Dear Ann Landers,

I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of
Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married
to an Australian. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters,
who are prostitutes in Auckland. I have two brothers, one who is currently
serving a on-parole life sentence in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the
rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in
the Wellington remand center on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives
in Christ church and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a Brothel,
however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with
an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into
the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilizing her
knowledge of the industry working as the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would
get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this:
I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of
course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my
brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft?


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