|HARD OF HEARING GENIE
At the Bar Jokes
| A man walks into a bar carrying a shoe box. He sits down at the bar and
asks for a beer. While he waits for his beer he opens the shoe box, pulls
out a tiny grand piano and a little man. The little man immediately sits
down and begins to play flawlessly on the piano.
Sitting near the man at the bar was a drunk watching in awe. He asks
"Where'd ya get that thing?"
The man explains that it came from a genie in a lamp. The drunk
excitedly asks where the lamp was and the man said "You don't want that
lamp, it only causes problems."
"Maybe for you pal but today I'm feeling lucky. Now where's the lamp?"
said the drunk.
"I threw it in the dumpster out back." replied the man.
The drunk runs out of the bar and preceeds to dig through the dumpster
until he found the lamp. Whooping with joy he begins rubbing the lamp until
the genie appears.
"I am the genie of the lamp. I will grant you your hearts desire in one
wish. What do you wish for Master?"
The drunk wishes for 10 million bucks. Poof! in a cloud of smoke the
genie dissappears and the drunk finds himself surrounded by 10 million
This has the drunk totally pissed but no matter how hard he rubbed the
lamp, the genie didn't come back out. So the drunk storms back into the
bar, over to the man at the bar and says, "Your genie ripped me off! I
asked for 10 million bucks and now I'm being followed by all these ducks!"
"Tell me about it! You don't really think I wished for a 12 inch
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Pround Blonde Student
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9,
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, i...