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OVERWORKED 
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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much
pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
* The population of this country is 237 million.
* 104 million are retired.
* That leaves 133 million to do the work.
* There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the
work.
* Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government,
leaving 19 million to do the work.
* 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do
the work.
* Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and
City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
* At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.
* Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
* That leaves just two people to do the work.

* You and me.

* And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.


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