|FUN OFFICE GAMES TO KEEP YOU BUSY
Business & Work Jokes
|Run one lap around the office at top speed.
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
Call someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say:
"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye"
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and
Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say: "Sorry,
but I really prefer it this way."
In the middle of a meeting suddently shout out "Yahtzee!!"
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
While riding and elevator, gasp dramitcally every time the doors open.
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled
Babble incoherently to a fellow emplyoee. Then ask: "Did you get it all? I
want to have to repeat it."
Page yourself over the intercom (Do not disguis your voice)
Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "Not now" and
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (There
be a 'non-player' within sight).
At the end of a meeting suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude
the singing of the national anthem.
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with grwoing
irritation, turn the lights switch on/off 10 times.
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An ORDER of Spaghetti
A doctor was HAVING an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she
told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the
nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby
''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He
replied, ''Just ...