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CITY BOYS GOES COUNTRY 
Redneck Jokes
Once there was this city boy who wanted to go country, so he headed
out to a farm to buy some animals. "I'll take one of these," he said
to the farmer. "What is it?" Well, to me it's a cock, but to you it's
a rooster," said the farmer. "I'll take one of these, too," said the
city boy. "What is it?" "Well, to me it's a pullet, but to you it's a
chicken," replied the farmer. "Okay," said the city boy. "And I'll
take one of those, too, if you'll tell me what it is." "To me it's an
ass, but to you it's a mule," explained the farmer, "and when that ass
gets stubborn, it sits down and you have to scratch it's belly to get
it moving again."

So the city boy set off down the road with all his new purchases. He
was doing fine till a pretty girl drove by, at which point the ass sat
down and refused to budge. Seeing he as having some trouble, the girl
backed up and asked if there was anything she could do to help.
"Actually, yes," said the city boy. "Will you hold my cock and pullet
while I scratch my ass?"


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