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CLINTON & PIGS
Misc. Jokes
President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home
state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one
under each arm.
When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply
salutes him as usual.
Clinton said, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my
hands are full."The Marine replied, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs, Sir!"
President Clinton responded, "These aren't just ordinary pigs
Marine,they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!"
The Marine replied, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"
The President then responded, "I got this one for Hillary, and this
one for Chelsea."The Marine guard then replied, "Yes Sir! Good trade,
Sir!"
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