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Misc. Jokes
An Avon lady was delivering orders to customers that worked on the 90th floor
of the Sears Tower. As she entered the elevator she felt a gas pain and,
since she was alone on the elevator, she felt it was safe and let it pass.
Getting a whiff of the results, she thought to herself, 'Oh no, what if
someone gets on? I know, I'll just spray some of this pine air freshener
and that will cover the smell.'
Just as she had feared, when the elevator got to the 30th floor the doors
opened and a drunk headed for an AA meeting got on. Shortly thereafter, the
drunk began sniffing the air loudly to which the lady quickly spoke up,
"What your're smelling is Avon's latest fragrance in air fresheners, 'Pine
Forest'.
I just sprayed it to demonstrate it's refreshing smell. What do you think
of it?"
The drunk replies, "It shmells to me like shomeone shit a Chrishmash tree!"
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