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Blonde Jokes
She was soooooooooooooo blonde...

.....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
.....she thought a quarterback was a refund.
.....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order - and FAILED!
.....she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
.....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
.....she thought General Motors was the head of the army.
.....she thought Meow Mix was a dance CD for cats.
.....she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
.....she tried to drown a fish.
.....she tripped over a cordless phone.
.....she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
concentrate.
.....she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
.....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
.....they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
.....at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
Sagittarius.
.....she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
.....it took her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
.....she studied for a blood test - and failed.
.....she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
.....she sold the car for gas money!
.....when she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16
friends.
.....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
.....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
.....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left,"
she
turned around and went home.


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