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AGING COUPLE 
The Eldery Jokes
An older couple decided that their memory was so bad that
they would have to start writing things down in order to
remember them. One evening, the husband got up from
watching TV and said he was going to the kitchen; He
asked his wife if she wanted anything.

Wife: "Yes, I would like some ice cream."
As he set off, the wife said, "Write it down."

Husband: "I can remember ice cream."

Wife: "But I also want strawberries on my ice cream.
Write it down"

Husband: "I can remember ice cream with strawberries."

Wife: "But I also want whipped cream on the strawberries."
The husband took off without writing it down. He was gone
for a while and when he came back, he was carrying bacon
and eggs.

Wife: "Now see what you've done? You forgot the toast!?"


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