|There once was a young woman who went to confession.
Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
The priest replied, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
"Last night, my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze
them into a glass, and then drink the juice.
"Will this cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
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