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P.C. TALKING ABOUT MEN
Men vs. Women Jokes
He does not have a beer gut, He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage
Facility.
He is not quiet, He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is not stupid, He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He does not get lost all the time, He discovers Alternative
Destinations.
He is not balding, He is in Follicle Regression.
He is not a cradle robber,
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk, He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He does not have his head up his ass, He suffers from Rectal-Cranial
Inversion.
He is not short, He is Anatomically Compact.
He does not have a rich daddy,
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He does not constantly talk about cars, He has a Vehicular Addiction.
He does not have a hot body, He is Physically Combustible.
He is not unsophisticated, He is Socially Challenged.
He does not eat like a pig, He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He is not a bad dancer, He is Overly Caucasian.
He is not a sex machine, He is Romantically Automated.
He does not hog the blankets,
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is not a male chauvinist pig,
He has Swine Empathy.
He does not undress you with his eyes,
He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment.
He is not afraid of commitment,
He is Monogamously Challenged.
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