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A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she Decides she wants to
go to her friends instead.
Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that
she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and
the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking
at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering
wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that
she couldn't because she didn't have any clothes on. He replies, "Take
my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!"
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the
clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The
clerk replies, "I'm sorry, I think he's too far in."


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