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AND ON THE SIXTH DAY GOD CREATED CANADA 
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On the sixth day God turned to the Gabriel and said:
"Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of
outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full
of mountain goats, and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with
bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking
sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with
salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the
inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they
shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel "don't you think you are being too generous to
these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied G-d "just wait and see the neighbors I am going to
give them."


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