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REDNECK 11TH CHILED
Redneck Jokes
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough (they could not afford a larger double-wide).
So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules)
and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have
any more children. The doctor told him that there was a
procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to Georgia
to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about
to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he
noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told
the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in
a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that
both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went
home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ...",
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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