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THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE 
At the Bar Jokes
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
He didn't move for a half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him,
took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said:
"Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept
and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then
fired me.
When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The
police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and
after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my
whole wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home
depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting
an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."


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