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EXECUTION 
Blonde Jokes
Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a
redhead, and the other a blonde. The guard brought the first woman, the
brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim ... !! and
suddenly the brunette yelled, "EARTHQUAKE!" Everyone was startled and
looked around. She escaped.
So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim ...!! and
suddenly the redhead yelled "TORNADO!" Everyone was startled and
looked around. She escaped.
Well, by now, the blonde had it all figured out. They brought her
forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said
no and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim ... !! and the blonde
yelled, "FIRE!"


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