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FIRM IT UP
Men vs. Women Jokes
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better
and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and
said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you
firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool
man and your brother."
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