|WHAT'S A GOOD DATE?
|These three teenage girls were roommates. One friday night right after
the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all
came home at about the same time.
The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, "You know
you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed
The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's nothing! You know
you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all
The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a
thing for a few minutes. Then she reached under her skirt, removed her
panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud
noise. She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!!"
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The Nursing Home
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set
her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK,
but after a while...