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OLD BROKE COUPLE 
The Eldery Jokes
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't
know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market crashed, and I'm
afraid we're broke." The wife says, "No, we're not. Let's go for a drive
into town." Husband replies, "Our savings are all gone and you want is to
go for a drive? Oh well, whatever. I guess you're crazier than me." So off
they go into town.

When they get there the wife points and says, "See that office building? We
own that." Husband thinks his wife is nuts so he mumbles something
unintelligible and drives to the next area of the city, which just happens
to be the richest part of town. Wife says again pointing, "See those five
houses? We own those."

Husband is now sure his wife is certifiably crazy so he says, "What makes
you think we own all this property?" Wife replies, "Remember when we first
got married and for jokes you would give me $5.00 every time we had sex?
Well, I kept the money and invested it and 20 years later this is what has
become of it all. Not bad, eh?" Husband says,

"Dammit woman, if I'd known you were this good with money I'd have given
you ALL my business."


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