Hymie met Abie in the street on the way to schul. "Hello Abie, how's it by
you?"
"Vell, Hymie, to tell you the truth, I've a big problem with mine son
Myron."
Says Hymie, "So vots the problem?"
Abie replies, "Vell, Myron vent to Israel on holiday, and ven he came home,
I found out, he vas converted to Christianity.... vot should I do?"
"Funny you should mention", says Hymie. "Mine Boychik Selwyn, he also vent
to Israel on holiday, and guess vot? Ven he returned, he vos also converted
to Christianity. I'm not sure vot to do about it".
Abie suggests that, as they are near Schul, they should consult Rabbi
Greenspan. Thus agreed, they tell their respective stories to the Rabbi.
Rabbi Greenspan responds, "Funny you should mention it, but mine son, Moshe,
also vent to Israel for his holidays, and guess vot? He vos also converted
to Christianity!!! I am at my wits end, I don't know vot to do!"
By consensus, the three gentlemen decide that the only option they have is
prayer. As they are praying, a thundercloud appears in an otherwise clear
blue sky. A thunderbolt flickers, and a voice booms from above:
"FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION IT ................"
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