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The Eldery Jokes
After marrying a young beautiful girl, a ninety year old man told his
doctor that they were expecting a child.

"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "There was an absent minded
fellow who went hunting one day, and instead of taking a gun, brought
his umbrella. Before he realized his error, a bear charged him. He
aimed his umbrella at the bear, shot and killed him on the spot."

"That`s impossible!", the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have
shot that bear!"

"Exactly!", replied the doctor.


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