|A top movie producer was discussing his new project - an action
Docudrama about famous composers with several top stars.
Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Van Damme were present. The
producers really desired the box office 'Oomph' of these three, so
they were prepared to allow them to select what famous composers
they would portray.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would
love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, "I'll
The producers were pleased. "Sounds splendid. But, who do
you want to be, Arnold?". Arnold says -
....(Wait for it)......
...... (its a good one!).....
"I'll be Bach."
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