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LITTLE HERO! 
Redneck Jokes
Two boys are playing football in Big Springs Park when one is
attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips
off a board of he nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and
twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter from the Huntsville Times, who was strolling by sees the
incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Bama Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he
starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Bama fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in North Alabama I just assumed you were." said
the reporter and starts again.

"Little Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued
writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Auburn fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in the Area was either for Bama or Auburn. What
team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Tennessee fan." the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
Hillbilly Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."


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