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THE PERFECT MAN 
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THE PERFECT MAN IS GENTLE
NEVER CRUEL OR MEAN
HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL SMILE
AND KEEPS HIS FACE SO CLEAN.
THE PERFECT MAN LIKES CHILDREN
AND WILL RAISE THEM BY YOUR SIDE
HE WILL BE A GOOD FATHER
AS WELL AS A GOOD HUSBAND TO HIS BRIDE.
THE PERFECT MAN LOVES COOKING
CLEANING AND VACUUMING TOO
HE'LL DO ANYTHING IN HIS POWER
TO CONVEY HIS FEELINGS OF LOVE ON TO YOU
THE PERFECT MAN IS SWEET
WRITING POETRY FROM YOUR NAME
HE'S A BEST FRIEND TO YOUR MOTHER
AND KISSES AWAY YOUR PAIN.
HE NEVER HAS MADE YOU CRY
OR BATTERED YOU IN ANY WAY
TO HELL WITH THIS ENDLESS POEM....

THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY.


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