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THE BROOKSHIRE PLANNING PROCESS 
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In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And the workers spoke among themselves, saying,
"This is a crock of shit, and it stinks."

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and
said,"It is a pail of dung,and we can't live with the
smell."

And the Supervisors went unto their District
Managers, saying,"It is a container of excrement,and
it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the District Managers went unto their
Directors, saying,"It is a vessel of fertilizer,and
none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to
one another, "It contains that which aids plant
growth,and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents,

saying unto them, It promotes growth,and it is
very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the
company with very powerful effects."

And the Brookshire's President, James Hardin looked upon the Plan
and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
And that, my friends, is how shit happens.

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