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PEACHES
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A man was driving along a country road when he saw a sign that
read "Peaches, All Flavors, 1 Mile." After seeing this he thought to
himself, "I gotta see this!" After driving for a mile he saw the
stand and pulled off to investigate.
"Hi, I saw your sign and want to know how you can have peaches
all flavors?"
"Well, sir, pick a flavor."
"OK, strawberry."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave
it to the customer. The customer bit into it and it tasted like
strawberries.
"OK, blueberry."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and
gave it to the customer. The customer bit into it and it tasted like
blueberries.
"OK, peanut butter and jelly."
The man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to
the customer. The customer bit into the peach and it tasted like
peanut butter.
"Hey, I taste the peanut butter but where's the jelly?"
"Turn it around." replied the man.
The customer turned the peach around and bit into it and tasted
jelly."
"OK, here's a hard one: pussy."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and
gave it to the customer the customer bit into it and responded, "This
tastes like shit!"
"Turn it around." replied the man.
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