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THE TOY TRAIN 
Little Johnny Jokes
A mother was working in the kitchen and her son was playing in his
room with a train. When his train was pulling to a stop, she heard him
saying:

"All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are
returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're
going down the tracks!"
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but
only if you use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears
the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow
all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."

Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the
TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."


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