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WHITE HOUSE LOVIN' 
Politic Jokes
Warning: Really vulgar. I mean REALLY.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(To the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease")

Bill:
"Summer intern, had me a blast"

Monica:
"White house intern, happened so fast"

Bill:
"Met a girl, crazy for me"

Monica:
"Met the prez, down on my knees"

Bill:
"Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those summer nights"

Investigation Committee:
"Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah, uh
Tell us more, tell us more"

Linda Trip:
"Try to remember your best"

Investigation Committee:
"Tell us more, tell us more"

Kenneth Star:
"Did he cum on your dress?"

~~~

Bill:
"Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp"

Monica:
"The prez is sexy - makes my panties damp"

Bill:
"She gave me head, right in the White House"

Monica:
"I said 'OK, just don't cum in my mouth'"

Bill:
"Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those summer nights"

Investigation Committee:
"Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh
Tell us more, tell us more"

Linda Trip:
"He sounds like a swell guy"

Investigation Committee:
"Tell us more, tell us more"

Kenneth Star:
"Did he tell you to lie?"

~~~
(SLOW AND SAD)
Bill:
"Press found out, it turned into a mess"

Monica:
"He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress"

Bill:
"She promised to lie, she made a vow"

Monica:
"Wonder who is servicing him now"

Bill & Monica: Everyone Else:
"Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams
But.........oh...those White House...

NIIIII-HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!!!" "Tell me mooooore, tell me
mooooooooooooooore!!!"


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