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A SOMEWHAT IMPROVED GLOSSARY OF YOUR PC'S MESSAGES
Computer Jokes
By Kevin Pease
It says: "Press Any Key"
It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."
It says: "Press A Key"
(This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the
"A" key.)
It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error
no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for
10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."
It says: "Installing program to C:\\...."
It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\\windows
and c:\\windows\\system where you'll NEVER find them."
It says: "Please insert disk 11"
It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks."
It says: "Not enough memory"
It means: "I don't CARE if you've got 64MB of RAM, I want to use the
bit below 640K."
It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...."
It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."
It says: "Please Wait...."
It means: "... Indefinitely."
It says: "Directory does not exist...."
It means: ".... any more. Whoops."
It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." It
means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your
work back."
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