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TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO JOIN THE EMPIRE 
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10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.

9. All ships and installations are built around a "main reactor."

8. Exhaust ports are big enough for proton torpedoes and always lead
to the "main reactor".

7. TIE Fighters have no shields.

6. The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding
teddy bears.

5. Officers over the rank of Lieutenant have a life expectancy of two
weeks.

4. Everything proceeds as the Emperor has foreseen.

3. Stormtroopers are picked for their intelligence and common
sense.

2. The Emperor allows the alliance to know the location of the shield
generator.

1. Bounty Hunters, We don't need their scum!

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