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KIDS WRITE THE DARNEST THINGS 
Children Jokes
Without a keen sense of humor, you will never survive as an English
teacher. Read some of these gems from students' papers and feel free
to laugh out loud.

1. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

2. In 1957, Eugene O'Neill won a Pullet Surprize.

3. Each Thanksgiving, it is a tradition for my family to shoot peasants.

4. Although the patient had never been fatally ill before, he woke up
dead.

5. At the start of _The Grapes of Wrath_, Oklahoma has been hit by a
dust bowl.

6. The difference between a king and a president is that a king is the
son of his father, but a president isn't.

7. Last year, many lives were caused by accidents.

8. Only you can prevent forced fires.

9. The death of Francis Macomber was a turning point in his life.

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Give 103%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
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