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10. Having to live a good part of my live with the name 'Anakin.'

9. Obi-Wan Kenobi keeps appearing in the middle of the night saying
'I told you so!'

8. Boba Fett gets all the chicks.

7. All I did was torture hundreds of innocent people, wipe out an
entire generation of Jedi Knights, assist in destroying the rightful
government in exchange for a malevolent dictatorship, destroy a
planet, torture my daughter that I didn't even know existed, chop off
my son's hand and I'm the bad guy.

6. The way G.M. tries to skirt around installing new safety features
(Whoops! Sorry, that's a Ralph Nader pet peeve).

5. That darn Energizer bunny.

4. Whenever I eat at a KFC, everyone jokes that I'll only eat dark
meat.

3. Wiseguys who come up to me saying 'This is CNN.'

2. When appearing together at military functions, The Emperor always
insists on wearing his 'I'm with stupid' T-shirt.

1. I'm seen as a dark lord representative of all that's evil, but
Newt Gingrich is a national celebrity.

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