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THE FOOTBALL EXAM
College & Science Jokes
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they
failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play
in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to
get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor
wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's
the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't
noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone
knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2
pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped.
Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do
you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled
E-I-E-I-O."
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