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6 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR 
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1. When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly "Don't be alarmed
folks, the doors will open again shortly".

2. Press all of the buttons in the elevator when you get out -
especially when other people are still in it.

3. Introduce your imaginary friend. And have a conversation with
them.

4. Stand at the front of the elevator, facing the back. [If you are
the first person in the elevator to do this, others will probably
follow your lead]

5. Exclaim to all in the lift "Oh, no! It's started raining!" then
open your umbrella.

6. Ask everyone what their e-mail addresses are then tell them
there's too many dot's in them.

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Give 103%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
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