| It seems that a young man volunteered for military service during World
War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to
Pensecola skipping boot camp.
The very first day at Pensecola he solos and is the best flier on the
base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him
immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.
On his first day aboard he took off and single-handedly shot down 6
Japanese Zeroes. Then climbing up to 20,000 ft. he found 9 more Japanese
planes and shot them all down, too.
Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier
and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy,
climbed out and jogged over to the captain.
Saluting smartly he said, "Well sir, how did I do on my very first day?"
The captain turned around, bowed, and replied, "You make one velly
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