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GAS ATTACK 
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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to
be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all
sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel
a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with
no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a
dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard
the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at
the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The
woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart
rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later
the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think
about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle
blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"

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