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SAY YOUR PRAYERS
Men vs. Women Jokes
One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless
Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa." The father thought this
was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather
died. About a month or so later, the father again overheard his son's
prayers, "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Goodbye Grammy." The next day,
the Grandmother died. The father began to worry about the
situation.
Two weeks later, the father again heard his son praying, "God bless
Mommy. Goodbye Daddy." This alone nearly gave the father a heart
attack. The next morning, without saying anything, he got up early
and went to work. He stayed in his office all day. Finally, after
midnight, he went home. He was still alive! He crawled into bed with
his wife and apologized. "I'm sorry honey, I had a really bad day."
"You had a bad day?" his wife yelled. "The mailman dropped dead on
the porch this morning!"
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