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CLINTON ORDERS A QUICKIE 
Politic Jokes
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they
read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "Are you
ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A
quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation
of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come
back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away. Gore
leans over to Clinton and says, "Bill, it's pronounced 'Quiche.'"

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